Nurses, Crimes and Broken Tails
Rhodopis told Prince Charming that she couldn’t go out with him anymore, Prince Charming had been seen with The Three Little Pigs drinking beer and selling his ass.
Prince Charming is no longer charming. On 104th and Amsterdam he sells his ass to old werewolves with floppy cocks that dress up like S&M grandmothers. When he shoots his seed it is black not white. Everything in fairy land is black and white.
A witch turned Prince Charming into a toad or a frog. This transmogrification was a curse until a Princess broke the spell. But a Queen turned him into a fag.
Rhodopis was crying when she told Prince Charming she couldn’t see him anymore, Prince Charming thought Rhodopis was crying over him, but she wasn’t, they were stood in the kitchen and Rhodopis had just finished cutting onions for a meal she was preparing. They were standing in the kitchen for the Three Little Pigs were in the living room drinking beer and talking shop. They were planning some burglaries. Prince Charming tried to put his arm around Rhodopis and comfort her, you know, act all sensitive, or maybe he wanted to feel those breasts. Prince Charming knew it was hopeless, because after Rhodopis had told him it was over, she diced tomatoes and placed the mush into the frying pan. Prince Charming rubbed his crotch. “I’m not no fag,” said Prince Charming and he went back into the living room and drank beer with The Three Little Pigs. When Prince Charming entered the living room The Three Little Pigs cheered. They liked Prince Charming he had introduced them to the girls Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella.
After drinking lots of beer and smoking too much weed The Three Little Pigs decided to head off home. “I think I’m going to sleep on the floor here,” said Prince Charming. Rhodopis was alseep in bed. She had blacked out and The Little Pigs had carried her to her bed. She puked and cussed the faggot Prince Charming. Sure he paid the rent but he was still a faggot. The Three Little Pigs giggled, took a peek at Rhodopis’ inner thighs and left her to sleep.
Prince Charming butchered Rhodopis while she slept. With a glass slipper he cut her to ribbons. The cops arrested Prince Charming on 104th and Amsterdam he was selling his ass. He pleaded not guilty. His defense lawyer at the trial said famously, “if the slipper