No more than ten (10) magnets on the refrigerator:  remember electro-magnetic pulse.

The ball-point pen should lay either parallel to but not touching the bottom of the paper or on the paper parallel with and within two inches of margin line.

Use a new razor for the first time only on a Saturday or a Sunday.

Wait until there are at least five (5) plastic water jugs empty before flattening them to be put in a garbage bag for recycling.

Should you kick a water jug accidentally, you may flatten either that one or the whole group, regardless of number.

Wipe you hands on you hips, not your front pockets.

After dark, be within four (4) steps of the nearest flashlight.

T-shirts should have pockets.

You may wear a shirt for the second day in a row only if on the first day you wore it for less than four (4) hours and did not sweat much, only if you are going to different places, and only if you are not likely to see anyone who saw you the day before.