There’s a glowing yellow foam finger!!!
Pointing at something eternally just out of view!!!
There’s an armored truck with its flashers on under a periwinkle sky!!!
Black vultures with rubber fetishes flocking to virtual end-of-life visitations on iPads with 15-percent battery life!!!
There’s the soft wobble!!!
Even at the peak of Kilimanjaro you have to wait in line at the end!!!
She said she was a numbers man as she ate a $15 salad in a 15-minute city!!!
(We are in a holding pattern!!!)
Retweeting a picture of a woman feeding a manatee a sweet potato that looks just like a manatee!!!
One way to sell some gasoline is to discover thousands of dinosaur bones and catalog them!!!
Cremation sounds light and cool/creamy but is actually terrifying if you think too hard!!!
99th floor jumper realizing it’s too late (!!!)
There’s a horse!!!
A clown mask, a book of proverbs, two dice, a strawberry, a sock puppet, a loaded handgun!!!
The growing sunrise is fuzzy as a fungus inside the friendly confines!!!
The gentle dementia of an octopus sliding into the deep shadow!!!
Exploring a cave is called spelunking!!!
Disproving a myth is called debunking!!!
Getting out of a bunk bed is also called debunking!!!
Pluto on a tin scale!!!
Everything has four names!!!
Pooling inside a magnolia leaf in the soft light gray afternoon!!!
Listening to Gap Band’s “Beep a Freak”!!!
Watching the sun go down!!!
We are bathed in blue light!!!
Time seems to move slowly but we are all edging ever closer to the never-ending blank void!!!
Battling invasive species with masking tape!!!
In a cloud of green flies I blow a whistle!!!
Septuagenarians on pogo sticks beside jumbo jets!!!
Thinking of all the people I’ve known that have died!!!
Laughing on the inside inside of a house made of yellow flowers!!!
Putting on a giant foam finger/novelty hand thing on my hand!!!
Look over there!!!