DICK PALACE

A THING ABOUT A THING

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DICK PALACE

I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT DICK PALACE

THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN KNOW

YOU ARE GOING TO KNOW IT WHEN YOU DO A LOOK AT THE WORDS OF DICK PALACE.

DICK PALACE IS KIND OF A PERSON.

DICK PALACE SUBMITTED HIS MANUSCRIPTS TO AN ONLINE LITERARY JOURNAL.
DICK PALACE GOT REJECTED BY OCTOPUS.
DICK PALACE GOT REJECTED BY TYPO & WORD FOR/WORD & SOME OTHER PLACES HE HAD LOOKED AT ONCE BUT NEVER REALLY READ.

DICK PALACE DECIDED TO SEND HIS FILES TO HIS MOTHER IN A SMALL ENVELOPE.

THE ENVELOPE GOT MISROUTED.

THE ENVELOPE FOLDED INTO A TINY BIRD THAT FLEW THROUGH SEVEN HOUSES ONE AFTER ANOTHER, EATING A LITTLE BIT OF SANDWICH THAT HAD BEEN CARRIED IN HIS STOMACH.

DICK PALACE'S MANUSCRIPTS WERE THEN HAPHAZARDLY DROPPED INTO THE BRAINS OF SEVERAL WRITERS.

THE WRITERS THOUGHT THEY HAD WRITTEN WHAT DICK PALACE WROTE.

THE WRITERS DID NOT WRITE WHAT DICK PALACE WROTE.

DICK PALACE DID.

THE WRITERS SENT THE FILES TO ME THINKING THEY'D WRITTEN THEM AND THEN I TOUCHED THEM WITH MY FACE A LITTLE, THINKING THAT I'D HELPED.

DICK PALACE IS A TREE.

DICK PALACE ALSO GOES BY THE NAME RICHARD HEAD, WHICH IS NOT MEANT FOR GIGGLES.

THINK ABOUT DICK PALACE.

LAY IN YOUR BED AND THINK ABOUT DICK PALACE. IT WILL ACTUALLY BE HIS BED YOU ARE LAYING IN. IT WILL ACTUALLY BE HIM.

DICK PALACE IS ALL BEDS IN ALL ROOMS IN ALL HOUSES.

DICK PALACE IS ALSO SOMETIMES SLIGHTLY A HORSEY.

DICK PALACE IS ALIVE.