Store different copies of the same book in different rooms.

You may wear boxer shorts outside to check if you left something in the car if the shorts are dark and can be mistaken for gym shorts from a distance.

Pre-heating is optional.

Pee before starting the DVD.

Floss the upper teeth first.

Set the time on the answering machine a minute ahead of the actual time you start, since it will take you a minute to complete the task.

Blue or black ink work equally well.

Do not, on any account, wear one of those Peruvian knit caps with ear-flaps.

Do not worry about blacksnakes.